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<i>Coming upon 5:50 PM.
News update at 6.</i>

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<i>But first the weather.</i>

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<i>No end in sight.</i>

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<i>Rain and hail continues
throughout France...</i>

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"cheap safari"

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<i>17 degrees F in Paris
and 10 in Nice.</i>

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<i>Elsewhere, a very hot summer
in South Africa,</i>

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<i>with (1 record 109 degrees F
in Capetown.</i>

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Welcome to Africa,
cradle of humanity.

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This is where we were born.

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My name is Richard Ducier
and I'm all about Africa.

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With me and my guide, Buko,
the routine is over.

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Go to the heart of the savannah.

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You're expected,
for the greatest of adventures:

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A safari.

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Which means,

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a Dacier Safari
will hit you where you live!

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Chouchou, will you take a check?

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<i>Outskirts of Johannesburg</i>

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Buko will work it out.
He always does, right?

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It's hot.

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It's usually hot, but now...

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it's very, very hot.

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I mean, compared to normal hot.

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What?

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Oh, I thought you...

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Hello Chouchou.

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Hi Buko.

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How much?

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$25,000.

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Could Richard and I have a minute?

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- To consider.
- Right.

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<i>Consider away.</i>

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25 grand. How could you?

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I had a fantastic hand.
Four aces.

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I was Puff Daddy, cruising.

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He had a straight with suits.

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A straight flush.

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Straight <i>flunch?</i> What's that?

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They cheated.

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No. I'm a pro, with an eagle eye.

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Your eagle needs glasses.

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Cards are marked.

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Weird.

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No need to cheat to beat you.

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Well?

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Chouchou, we don't have 25.
I can give you 2.

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Maybe 3.

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What do you say?

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I say he dies.

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Unless you agree

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to do a little favor

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for Monsieur Charles.

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Monsieur Charles!

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Reload!

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Pull-try!

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<i>Find to see you, Baden.</i>

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And it's not mutual!

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Listen carefully.
Bring this (use to a friend,

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north of Mupulunguene.

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Six miles past
the Mozambique border.

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On Sunday,

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at 4PM.

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Stop playing when I talk!

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Please!

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He never lets me play!

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I want to iump out a window!

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This is the ground floor.

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Sorry. She's my niece.

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Where were we?

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Sunday at 4.

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You deliver the case at 4.
In exchange,

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you pick up another <i>case.</i>

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And what's in the case?

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Fruit bars and a bilboque'r.

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You really are dumb as a fence post.

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A friend of mine,

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who will sort of...
supervise things.

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Where is he?

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There!

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This is Ralph Becker.

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You scared me.

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Do I have to go with these clowns?

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It'll be fine.

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A bus load of tourists in shorts
is perfect cover.

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If that's all, maybe we should go.

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He should go.

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I always guide the tourists.

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No, yeah. Yeah, he...

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He's the safari specialist.

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I just book them.

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I haven't gone in 30 years.

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Let me go. I'll do what you want.

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Don't send Richard.

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Buko...

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I know all about your bond
with Ducier.

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Your friend would do anything

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to get you back in one piece.

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Am I right?

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Buko...

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You can do it, Richard.

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Take my guide book, be careful,
and heed your instinct.

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I'm afraid.

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Forget that word in the bush.

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Buko, not the bush!

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No! Not the bush! Buko!

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Because of me,
Buko might die.

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I'll never make it, Bernardo.

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Come on, Bernardo.

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I can't learn the bush like that.

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All right.

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Chapter one.

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Dangers of the Bush.

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The big 5:

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Lion, leopard,
buffalo, rhino, elephant.

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Richard.

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Dad?

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You must help Buko.
Save him.

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It's your destiny.

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You know I can't go to the bush.

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You must do it.

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And brush after every meal.

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Yes, <i>Dad.</i>

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Dad?

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I'm going.

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No, Bernardo. Not you.
It's too dangerous.

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You're just a child.

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A monkey child, but a child.

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DAD'S THINGS

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Hi! Richard Ducier.
You with the Ducier safari?

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Hukunu mututu to you!

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Answer, ”Hukunu mututu to you, too.”

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You're white.

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Black at heart,
though white of skin,

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Africa is a cry
that comes from within.

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This way to the bus.

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0K, ready?

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Everyone comfortable?

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<i>0“ fight.</i>

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This man took another flight.

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His name is...

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Jean.

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Right. <i>Easy</i> to remember.

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Jean what?

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Jean.

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So it's Mr. Jean Jean.

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In Beauvais I know a Hugues Hugues.
Hard to <i>say.</i>

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Great!

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Got a middle name?

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Jean.

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To the hotel?

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No, the safari has begun.

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The welcome toast in the brochure!

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We a” smell like the plane!

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I don't.

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Except Missy. Who wants a shower?

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All right.

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Drinks, showers. But quickly.

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- Ducier, I got a feeling.
- Yeah?

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No A/C, right?

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No. If I turn it on,
the motor stalls.

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Mr. Ducier, on your web site

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you speak a curious language.
What dialect is it?

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It's Woolite.

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<i>“Income.</i>

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Do they study it in colleges?

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No, in the field. It's complicated.

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The peanuts taste like cold cuts.

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Mine is the opposite.

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Yes, Mom. I've arrived.

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No, don't worry.

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Not yet.

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My Funtu is warm.

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It's not Fania. It's Bongo.

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My Bongo is warm.

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It's served warm here. Tradition.

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What's the matter, Jean Jean Jean?

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Sorry, you look like a dead fish.

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Have I seen you before?

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No. I don't think so.

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Must be mistaken.

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Everyone, party's over!

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What party?

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Everybody here?

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No, Benoit is missing.

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It's the... warm Bongo.

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- Mr. Ducier?
- Yes?

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Can we be sure this safari
will encounter the big 5?

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Right, the big 5. I know, I know.

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It's not orals!

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But I know the big 5.

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Buffalo, elephant, rhino,

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lion... and leopard.

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Really want to?

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No! The goal of a safari
is to avoid animals.

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Worst (use, we could full back
on the little 4.

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The big 4? What's that?

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The 4 smallest creatures
in the bush.

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Caterpillar, greenfly,

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mites and lice.

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Faced with a lion,
how should one behave?

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0h, faced with...
the king of beasts?

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The master, predator...

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The boss.

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- The owner.
- The lion!

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Right, the lion. With a lion,
which can be pretty mean,

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well,

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you...

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Never turn your buck.

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Right, that's it.

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Don't turn around. That's it.

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And baring your teeth is hostile.

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Right. No teeth.

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If it attacks us anyway?

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Why would it?

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If we get a lion
who doesn't know the rules.

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Lie down and play dead.

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Are boas dangerous?

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Bows?

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No.

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Well, depends on the bow.
But usually not.

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There are different boas?

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Of course. Ribbons.

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Arrows, violins...

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She <i>means</i> a bo-u.

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0h! Right, the hon, well...

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Well that's... I mean, look out!

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No danger.
Unprovoked, boas don't attack.

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Exactly. Lookout, no danger at all.

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Look, zebrus!

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- Where?
- Near the tree!

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Can we stop?

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Too dangerous in herds.

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- There's only 2.
- 2 is a herd.

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Ducier, you scared?

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Stop, we take pictures.

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Take the pictures,
but stay with the vehicle.

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Mr. Becker, if you don't mind,
could you get out a second?

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Mix with the group, be a tourist.
Make an effort.

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I don't like tourists.

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It's out of focus.

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Mr. Ducier!

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Take a picture of me and my wife?

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You're too close! Careful.

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No risk. They're like ponies.

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Ponies aren't zebras.

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Cats aren't Cheetahs,
sardines aren't sharks!

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Be nice, come take a picture.

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I got you.

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Use the zoom.

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Ducier! Over there.

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We're being attacked!

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- What's that?
- BIuebull monkeys.

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Why that name?

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Use the zoom.

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They're run sucking the bus!

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Wait! After they steal,
they sometimes clean up.

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They cleaned us out.
I'll sue, monkey or not.

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They ate my toothpaste.

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- Didn't clean up.
- Guess not.

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Sorry.

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- I'm so sorry.
- What a mess!

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I can see that.

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- They slapped me.
- Really?

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There's one still there! Bastard!

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Relax, they're gone Becker.

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You culled Jean Jean “Becker”?

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No, I said,

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“It's OK, they're gone...

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"Becu re."

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From the verb ”to be cure,"

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00:16:56,126 --> 00:16:57,459
meaning...

273
00:16:58,042 --> 00:16:59,792
“to share food.“

274
00:17:05,042 --> 00:17:07,709
Let's go! We have to be
at base <i>camp</i> by evening.

275
00:17:08,417 --> 00:17:10,292
- I got everything.
- Great.

276
00:17:11,792 --> 00:17:15,417
Oh no, I can't believe it.
They stole my Amex.

277
00:17:15,584 --> 00:17:17,709
- The one with Flying Blue miles?
- Yeah.

278
00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,584
Only natural.

279
00:17:19,751 --> 00:17:22,459
- Why?
- It's their favorite color.

280
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,209
It was a ioke, Bertrand.

281
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:29,792
Right.
I know, I got it.

282
00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:32,876
Anyway, they don't have my PIN.

283
00:17:35,626 --> 00:17:37,292
It was a ioke, Mugulie.

284
00:17:37,709 --> 00:17:39,042
I know, I got it.

285
00:18:32,334 --> 00:18:33,542
Mr. Ducier,

286
00:18:33,959 --> 00:18:35,959
what do we do about?

287
00:18:36,251 --> 00:18:36,834
About?

288
00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:38,917
Relieving ourselves.

289
00:18:40,792 --> 00:18:42,751
Behind those trees, I guess.

290
00:18:43,334 --> 00:18:44,251
Don't go too far.

291
00:18:44,459 --> 00:18:45,542
All right.

292
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,001
What is it, crocodile?

293
00:18:48,626 --> 00:18:50,334
No. Antelope, maybe.

294
00:18:51,167 --> 00:18:53,334
It's solid, very solid.

295
00:18:53,584 --> 00:18:54,959
Hyena, maybe.

296
00:18:55,126 --> 00:18:57,209
No. Mr. Ducier, what is it?

297
00:18:58,167 --> 00:18:59,751
Oscar Meyer weiners.

298
00:19:02,334 --> 00:19:03,209
What's for dessert?

299
00:19:03,584 --> 00:19:05,376
Animal crackers.

300
00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:11,959
Want some?

301
00:19:12,501 --> 00:19:13,334
I love to be cure.

302
00:19:18,292 --> 00:19:19,751
Not staying with us?

303
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,084
With you? No.

304
00:19:26,876 --> 00:19:27,792
Strange guy.

305
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:29,417
Not a word all night.

306
00:19:29,626 --> 00:19:32,834
The heat gets to him.
He sweats from his nostrils.

307
00:19:33,001 --> 00:19:33,584
Disgusting.

308
00:19:34,251 --> 00:19:35,209
Fire's warm.

309
00:19:59,001 --> 00:19:59,667
Playing cards?

310
00:20:01,209 --> 00:20:03,292
Feel like playing some poker?

311
00:20:03,667 --> 00:20:06,459
I don't like poker.
I prefer magic.

312
00:20:06,959 --> 00:20:08,334
Do a trick for us?

313
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:09,876
That's fun.

314
00:20:12,626 --> 00:20:13,917
Fantastic.

315
00:20:14,084 --> 00:20:15,167
The king's the father.

316
00:20:16,209 --> 00:20:16,876
The son is the iuck.

317
00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:19,792
The gout's to find the father.

318
00:20:23,834 --> 00:20:24,792
Right there.

319
00:20:27,917 --> 00:20:28,501
Once again.

320
00:20:30,709 --> 00:20:32,542
He must be there.

321
00:20:38,667 --> 00:20:40,126
Where is the father?

322
00:20:40,834 --> 00:20:41,792
Nowhere.

323
00:20:44,459 --> 00:20:47,126
And you two? How did you meet?

324
00:20:47,584 --> 00:20:49,042
- Bowling.
- Baptism.

325
00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:53,584
A baptism that took place
in a bowling alley.

326
00:20:53,751 --> 00:20:55,667
The parents are great bowlers.

327
00:20:55,834 --> 00:20:57,334
So they had it there.

328
00:20:57,501 --> 00:20:59,626
It was love at first sight.

329
00:20:59,834 --> 00:21:03,709
Soon us I laid eyes on her,
I knew she was the one for me.

330
00:21:04,751 --> 00:21:06,542
No matter what the obstacles.

331
00:21:26,376 --> 00:21:28,834
Ever since that day, I knew

332
00:21:29,001 --> 00:21:32,709
who I was waiting for,
hoping for.

333
00:21:35,126 --> 00:21:36,126
Beautiful.

334
00:21:36,876 --> 00:21:38,209
Very romantic.

335
00:21:38,376 --> 00:21:39,626
And you?

336
00:21:40,334 --> 00:21:41,334
Me?

337
00:21:42,292 --> 00:21:42,959
I got a strike.

338
00:21:44,417 --> 00:21:46,542
I played with Cheetahs!

339
00:21:48,917 --> 00:21:51,542
Don't laugh,
I feel like we've met before.

340
00:21:52,126 --> 00:21:53,876
- No, we haven't.
- We have.

341
00:21:54,042 --> 00:21:57,042
- You're on ER nurse.
- No, that's not me.

342
00:21:58,876 --> 00:21:59,542
What did I say?

343
00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:02,042
It's true! I played with Cheetahs!

344
00:22:02,209 --> 00:22:03,167
Great, Benoit.

345
00:22:03,334 --> 00:22:06,376
Tomorrow we leave at six.
Five AM wake-up call.

346
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,376
- Five?!
- Five-fifteen.

347
00:22:08,959 --> 00:22:10,542
Great! We sleep in!

348
00:22:14,876 --> 00:22:16,376
There were 2 of them.

349
00:22:20,001 --> 00:22:21,834
Unbelievable.

350
00:22:36,292 --> 00:22:37,292
Bertrand?

351
00:22:39,001 --> 00:22:41,709
Could you look elsewhere
while I undress?

352
00:22:42,001 --> 00:22:43,167
Where?

353
00:22:43,334 --> 00:22:46,292
North-northwest.
Opposite way from my tits.

354
00:22:52,834 --> 00:22:54,126
Where you from?

355
00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:56,709
Peyrut-Ie-Chfiteuu.

356
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,042
You know it?

357
00:22:58,792 --> 00:23:00,292
Never heard of it.

358
00:23:00,626 --> 00:23:02,376
You must know Beauvais.

359
00:23:02,792 --> 00:23:04,167
I've heard the <i>name.</i>

360
00:23:04,334 --> 00:23:09,209
They often speak
of the Bay of Rio, Bali, Venice...

361
00:23:09,709 --> 00:23:13,626
I truly feel Beauvais is among
the world's most beautiful places.

362
00:23:15,167 --> 00:23:17,334
That's at the Y, when I was a kid.

363
00:23:20,334 --> 00:23:22,542
That's the National Tapestry Center.

364
00:23:22,709 --> 00:23:25,959
See that smoke stuck?
Sopulin paper factory. Know Sopulin?

365
00:23:26,126 --> 00:23:26,959
Of course.

366
00:23:27,126 --> 00:23:28,792
They make it in Beauvais.

367
00:23:30,334 --> 00:23:32,584
You're so in love with your town.

368
00:23:32,751 --> 00:23:34,501
Why did you come to Africa?

369
00:23:35,834 --> 00:23:37,709
For the adventure.

370
00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:40,459
When the impala is born,

371
00:23:40,626 --> 00:23:42,959
he has only 15 minutes to stand

372
00:23:43,251 --> 00:23:45,292
or he may be devoured

373
00:23:45,459 --> 00:23:47,126
by <i>savannah</i> predators.

374
00:23:47,292 --> 00:23:49,376
Fifteen minutes! Incredible, huh?

375
00:23:49,542 --> 00:23:51,876
These books were a great idea.
Thanks.

376
00:23:52,334 --> 00:23:53,501
If someone told me,

377
00:23:54,084 --> 00:23:56,626
you'd be here
on your 32nd birthday...

378
00:23:56,792 --> 00:23:58,876
- 35th.
- Right.

379
00:23:59,501 --> 00:24:02,626
- Our Benoit, surgeon-to-be!
- Not yet.

380
00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:05,417
My first operation
will be right here.

381
00:24:06,001 --> 00:24:07,876
- In the garden?
- No, the hospital.

382
00:24:08,792 --> 00:24:12,084
In my home town.
Beauvais. The best place on earth.

383
00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:14,126
Yeah, we know.

384
00:24:14,292 --> 00:24:16,626
And our last gift.

385
00:24:17,001 --> 00:24:18,626
This is too much.

386
00:24:28,376 --> 00:24:29,709
An African safari?

387
00:24:29,876 --> 00:24:30,751
A great trip.

388
00:24:31,542 --> 00:24:33,001
I travel through books.

389
00:24:34,917 --> 00:24:37,459
Look, you read Africa,
India, China!

390
00:24:37,626 --> 00:24:39,917
Stop reading the world, see it!

391
00:24:40,084 --> 00:24:42,084
You're 35, stuck to the couch.

392
00:24:42,251 --> 00:24:43,667
Go to Africa! Fuck!

393
00:24:44,334 --> 00:24:45,334
Watch your language.

394
00:24:45,501 --> 00:24:47,709
We're going to the Pezet's
in Suint-Tropez!

395
00:24:51,084 --> 00:24:53,126
Next year, I'll go to Chile.

396
00:24:53,542 --> 00:24:54,959
Must be nice.

397
00:24:55,834 --> 00:24:57,334
Must be.

398
00:25:00,334 --> 00:25:01,626
What was that?

399
00:25:03,501 --> 00:25:04,709
Please.

400
00:25:08,209 --> 00:25:09,501
That

401
00:25:10,334 --> 00:25:11,917
Please.

402
00:25:13,792 --> 00:25:15,292
It's nothing, kill it.

403
00:25:15,459 --> 00:25:17,084
- You sure?
- No danger.

404
00:25:27,042 --> 00:25:28,709
Sorry, Jean Jean,

405
00:25:28,876 --> 00:25:30,417
it was an egg-bearer.

406
00:25:30,584 --> 00:25:33,167
When you kill her,
the young scatter.

407
00:25:33,334 --> 00:25:35,626
They enter through your orifices.

408
00:25:35,834 --> 00:25:37,459
Sleep with your pants on?

409
00:25:39,459 --> 00:25:41,376
But some got up my nose.

410
00:25:43,959 --> 00:25:46,251
Morning. Sleep well?

411
00:25:46,417 --> 00:25:48,709
Come here, I have an announcement.

412
00:25:48,876 --> 00:25:50,209
I have a little surprise for you.

413
00:25:50,376 --> 00:25:52,001
Today, we're going to...

414
00:25:52,167 --> 00:25:53,334
Mozambique!

415
00:26:05,501 --> 00:26:08,917
Listen up, everyone.
I have a little surprise.

416
00:26:09,292 --> 00:26:12,542
All right. Today we're making
a side trip to...

417
00:26:12,709 --> 00:26:14,792
The Fuundo village, right?

418
00:26:14,959 --> 00:26:18,542
It's in the brochure.
Fuundo village. No surprise.

419
00:26:21,876 --> 00:26:23,876
0h, right. The village.

420
00:26:24,334 --> 00:26:25,667
What kind of village?

421
00:26:26,834 --> 00:26:28,501
A Fuundo village.

422
00:26:30,334 --> 00:26:33,959
It's in the heart of the savannah,
400 miles from Johannesburg.

423
00:26:34,126 --> 00:26:37,542
<i>A village untouched
by civilization and decadence,</i>

424
00:26:37,751 --> 00:26:40,376
<i>despite frenetic globalization.</i>

425
00:26:40,542 --> 00:26:43,584
<i>The Fuundos. Having preserved
their ancestral soul,</i>

426
00:26:43,751 --> 00:26:47,501
<i>this primitive people is immune
to modern temptations.</i>

427
00:26:48,417 --> 00:26:50,251
- Momo.
- What?

428
00:26:50,417 --> 00:26:51,501
Nothing wrong?

429
00:26:51,667 --> 00:26:55,417
What? I'm fine there.
Gathering fruit, looking exhausted.

430
00:26:55,584 --> 00:26:56,959
What's that?

431
00:27:00,084 --> 00:27:01,167
Enough.

432
00:27:01,334 --> 00:27:02,667
<i>Two weeks ago, “Wes.</i>

433
00:27:02,959 --> 00:27:06,001
Now it's the boxers.
What's next, 0 Hermés scarf?

434
00:27:09,709 --> 00:27:12,334
Juwul, when Wembé's carrying corn,

435
00:27:12,584 --> 00:27:14,501
get in there beside him!

436
00:27:15,126 --> 00:27:17,542
Azuun, don't laugh.
When goats stray,

437
00:27:17,917 --> 00:27:20,209
it's a problem.
Lead them to the side.

438
00:27:20,376 --> 00:27:22,626
I keep telling you.
One more thing:

439
00:27:23,292 --> 00:27:24,917
Turn off your cell phones!

440
00:27:25,626 --> 00:27:28,001
The Fuundo village, stands forgotten

441
00:27:28,334 --> 00:27:29,667
in a hi-tech world.

442
00:27:29,834 --> 00:27:31,876
Wow! Sounds so typical!

443
00:27:32,459 --> 00:27:33,042
Let's go.

444
00:27:33,501 --> 00:27:36,334
It is nice. Really a nice village.

445
00:27:36,501 --> 00:27:39,834
But now that I know you,
I think I know what you need.

446
00:27:40,001 --> 00:27:41,834
I have something lust for you.

447
00:27:42,292 --> 00:27:43,834
A slight change of schedule,

448
00:27:44,042 --> 00:27:46,042
and we can make a side trip to...

449
00:27:46,959 --> 00:27:47,459
Excuse me.

450
00:27:50,709 --> 00:27:53,167
<i>Dacier, it's Max from Africa Tours!</i>

451
00:27:53,334 --> 00:27:55,376
<i>The Travel Office is watching you.</i>

452
00:27:55,542 --> 00:27:58,292
<i>There are moles in your group!
I got to go.</i>

453
00:28:01,042 --> 00:28:02,126
To?

454
00:28:03,709 --> 00:28:04,876
There are two seats for you.

455
00:28:05,667 --> 00:28:08,251
You were interrupted.
A side trip to...

456
00:28:09,292 --> 00:28:11,542
Right, too for.

457
00:28:12,209 --> 00:28:14,167
A side trip too for?

458
00:28:15,917 --> 00:28:17,751
How do you feel about moles?

459
00:28:18,292 --> 00:28:20,376
Moles? What are you getting at?

460
00:28:20,542 --> 00:28:22,334
Neither do I.

461
00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:25,501
Why? We're going to see moles?
Is that it?

462
00:28:26,084 --> 00:28:28,084
Unless the moles see us.

463
00:28:28,876 --> 00:28:30,126
Not knowing we know!

464
00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:34,292
While watching, and not telling us
that they're watching us.

465
00:28:34,751 --> 00:28:35,917
African proverb?

466
00:28:36,251 --> 00:28:38,542
Are you OK? You look stressed out.

467
00:28:41,542 --> 00:28:42,792
Excuse me...

468
00:28:49,334 --> 00:28:51,751
No good...

469
00:28:55,751 --> 00:28:57,376
I get to Mozambique

470
00:28:57,751 --> 00:28:58,751
or I lose Buko.

471
00:28:59,167 --> 00:29:01,501
With the Fuundo, there are moles.

472
00:29:01,667 --> 00:29:03,209
Who's he talking to?

473
00:29:03,459 --> 00:29:04,792
His engine.

474
00:29:06,251 --> 00:29:07,626
Is that normal?

475
00:29:08,251 --> 00:29:09,167
For men, yeah.

476
00:29:10,626 --> 00:29:13,876
The briefcase.
What if I lost it? Right.

477
00:29:14,042 --> 00:29:17,459
Hi, Monsieur Charles.
I lost the briefcase.

478
00:29:17,917 --> 00:29:21,792
He'd never believe me.
And then there's Becker.

479
00:29:31,709 --> 00:29:34,792
0K, whatever you want.
It's your money.

480
00:29:35,126 --> 00:29:36,667
Fine, bye.

481
00:29:40,001 --> 00:29:41,709
Change of plans!

482
00:29:42,001 --> 00:29:43,709
Guess who's coming to see us!

483
00:29:44,792 --> 00:29:46,042
Ducier!

484
00:30:00,376 --> 00:30:03,209
It's so beautiful. And so typical!

485
00:30:04,209 --> 00:30:05,459
- Can we talk?
- Sure.

486
00:30:06,751 --> 00:30:09,376
Hi,
I'm Beno’l‘t Solanse from Beauvais.

487
00:30:09,542 --> 00:30:11,501
But they won't understand.

488
00:30:18,334 --> 00:30:19,792
- What is it?
- Pillagers.

489
00:30:21,001 --> 00:30:22,626
Pillagers!

490
00:30:32,042 --> 00:30:34,834
Is it Ringling Bros. all day
or we get breaks?

491
00:30:53,042 --> 00:30:54,292
Don't panic.

492
00:30:54,459 --> 00:30:56,126
It means, ”Hands up."

493
00:30:56,292 --> 00:30:57,459
No, no breaks.

494
00:30:59,626 --> 00:31:01,667
- You told them hands up?
- I did?

495
00:31:02,001 --> 00:31:02,917
Who are they?

496
00:31:03,376 --> 00:31:05,001
Pillagers. They're pillaging us.

497
00:31:05,417 --> 00:31:06,667
They have blue balls, too?

498
00:31:09,042 --> 00:31:09,917
Is it Wuoolite?

499
00:31:11,459 --> 00:31:12,084
Yeah.

500
00:31:12,376 --> 00:31:13,667
Go talk to them.

501
00:31:14,167 --> 00:31:16,001
OK, I'm going.

502
00:31:27,417 --> 00:31:28,501
Pinch me.

503
00:31:28,667 --> 00:31:29,792
Ducier!

504
00:31:31,251 --> 00:31:33,459
In the bush. You vaccinated?

505
00:31:33,959 --> 00:31:34,792
Don't overact.

506
00:31:35,126 --> 00:31:37,042
I'm not! We're so believable.

507
00:31:37,209 --> 00:31:41,542
I went to dramatic arts school!
At age 11, I could do Moliére!

508
00:31:41,876 --> 00:31:45,209
Look, just do
what we said on the phone.

509
00:31:45,376 --> 00:31:47,042
Get the briefcase off the bus,

510
00:31:47,209 --> 00:31:49,626
from the iumpy guy with pimples.

511
00:31:49,792 --> 00:31:51,042
Then get out of here.

512
00:32:00,459 --> 00:32:03,459
This is it.
My life is passing before my eyes.

513
00:32:03,626 --> 00:32:06,001
Please, send my remains to Beuuvuis!

514
00:32:08,751 --> 00:32:09,626
You.

515
00:32:10,167 --> 00:32:11,459
Money.

516
00:32:11,626 --> 00:32:14,417
If you tear her clothes off,

517
00:32:14,751 --> 00:32:16,209
and play with her body...

518
00:32:18,042 --> 00:32:19,876
I mean, just in <i>case.</i>

519
00:32:20,042 --> 00:32:22,334
You not work video club

520
00:32:22,709 --> 00:32:23,876
in Dulbun?

521
00:32:24,042 --> 00:32:25,542
I can't believe it.

522
00:32:28,876 --> 00:32:31,334
You, mini-shit,
you have the (use?

523
00:32:31,501 --> 00:32:32,667
Give it to me!

524
00:32:34,626 --> 00:32:36,626
- Drop them.
- What are you doing?

525
00:32:37,084 --> 00:32:37,792
Saving us, asshole.

526
00:32:38,167 --> 00:32:40,001
- Becker!
- "Becker”! I knew it!

527
00:32:42,751 --> 00:32:44,167
Your friend is crazy!

528
00:32:44,417 --> 00:32:45,126
Hold this, bitch.

529
00:32:45,376 --> 00:32:48,209
Hey, I'm a student.
Sophomore, economics!

530
00:32:48,417 --> 00:32:49,042
He is!

531
00:32:49,209 --> 00:32:50,834
You're not a mini-shit.

532
00:32:53,501 --> 00:32:54,459
They're blanks.

533
00:32:55,084 --> 00:32:55,876
Yeah. No!

534
00:32:56,209 --> 00:32:57,667
Maybe they're Supermen.

535
00:32:57,917 --> 00:32:59,167
What is this shit?

536
00:32:59,501 --> 00:33:00,917
I don't know anymore.

537
00:33:01,626 --> 00:33:04,042
Jean Jean,
you should scratch yourself.

538
00:33:04,209 --> 00:33:04,751
Shut up.

539
00:33:05,542 --> 00:33:07,876
Everyone on the bus. Now.

540
00:33:08,167 --> 00:33:09,167
Now!

541
00:33:12,084 --> 00:33:13,042
Get out of here.

542
00:33:17,501 --> 00:33:18,626
You're finished.

543
00:33:18,876 --> 00:33:21,626
- Tour license revoked.
- You're the moles.

544
00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:24,417
Once in Paris, my report
will destroy you!

545
00:33:24,584 --> 00:33:25,959
If you ever get there.

546
00:33:26,126 --> 00:33:27,209
You drive!

547
00:33:27,376 --> 00:33:28,667
_ Why?
-Shut up!

548
00:33:28,834 --> 00:33:29,751
0K, Jean Jean Jean.

549
00:33:29,917 --> 00:33:31,501
Becker, dufus!

550
00:33:32,584 --> 00:33:34,209
<i>Becker Bums. 6006 name.</i>

551
00:33:35,834 --> 00:33:36,667
Get this straight.

552
00:33:36,834 --> 00:33:39,667
My name's not Jean.
I'm Ralph Becker.

553
00:33:39,834 --> 00:33:43,626
And I have business with you
in Mozambique, as a tourist.

554
00:33:43,917 --> 00:33:45,917
Once it's over, go fuck yourselves.

555
00:33:46,751 --> 00:33:49,667
Anybody makes a move on me,

556
00:33:49,834 --> 00:33:50,709
I'll kill him.

557
00:33:50,876 --> 00:33:53,126
So smile. We're crossing the border.

558
00:33:53,917 --> 00:33:56,459
And there is no briefcase, got it?

559
00:33:57,334 --> 00:33:58,626
I didn't hear you!

560
00:34:21,334 --> 00:34:23,042
Turn the engine off.

561
00:34:26,959 --> 00:34:28,459
Hello, Officer.

562
00:34:28,626 --> 00:34:30,876
We'd like to visit your great land,

563
00:34:31,042 --> 00:34:34,042
to glimpse the 1001 wonders
of the pearl of Africa!

564
00:34:34,209 --> 00:34:35,667
You talk a lot.

565
00:34:36,501 --> 00:34:38,209
Everybody out.

566
00:34:57,251 --> 00:34:58,959
Nothing to declare?

567
00:34:59,792 --> 00:35:01,959
No, Mr. Briefcase.

568
00:35:02,626 --> 00:35:03,209
Briefcase?

569
00:35:03,501 --> 00:35:05,167
No! Pencil case.

570
00:35:05,334 --> 00:35:07,959
- He said toothpaste.
- Sounded more like pillow <i>case.</i>

571
00:35:08,126 --> 00:35:08,917
Fast pace?

572
00:35:09,084 --> 00:35:10,209
Chevy Chase?

573
00:35:10,376 --> 00:35:11,792
Shut up!

574
00:35:25,126 --> 00:35:26,167
You!

575
00:35:27,626 --> 00:35:29,667
Not your 1st time in Mozambique.

576
00:35:29,834 --> 00:35:31,376
Yes, it is. I swear.

577
00:35:32,084 --> 00:35:33,709
You sell calendars?

578
00:35:35,292 --> 00:35:37,209
We all have a double somewhere.

579
00:35:37,376 --> 00:35:39,042
Like my butcher.

580
00:35:39,209 --> 00:35:41,751
His double is Madonna.
Without the mustache.

581
00:35:42,251 --> 00:35:43,084
Sir?

582
00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:45,667
You dropped your wallet.

583
00:35:55,542 --> 00:35:57,209
All right, you can go.

584
00:36:22,084 --> 00:36:24,667
What did I say? No stopping!

585
00:36:24,834 --> 00:36:27,292
There's something in the way.
A radar gun?

586
00:36:27,459 --> 00:36:28,709
A camcorder.

587
00:36:28,876 --> 00:36:31,501
Maybe security,
to get evidence on the blue bulls.

588
00:36:31,667 --> 00:36:33,126
Weird.

589
00:36:33,376 --> 00:36:34,459
Duden

590
00:36:35,584 --> 00:36:36,834
go get it.

591
00:36:37,001 --> 00:36:39,292
The tall grass. I'm wearing shorts.

592
00:36:39,459 --> 00:36:40,459
Go.

593
00:37:06,876 --> 00:37:08,709
A Japanese guy, all alone.

594
00:37:09,167 --> 00:37:10,459
Deep in the bush?

595
00:37:12,001 --> 00:37:12,709
<i>Out of my way.</i>

596
00:37:22,751 --> 00:37:25,209
The Japanese and their pictures.

597
00:37:25,792 --> 00:37:29,084
Not very bright.
Getting done in by an elephant.

598
00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:33,501
The <i>same</i> one.

599
00:37:34,042 --> 00:37:35,792
He knows we know what he did.

600
00:37:36,042 --> 00:37:37,626
He wants no witnesses.

601
00:37:42,584 --> 00:37:43,667
Drive, or I'll shoot!

602
00:37:43,917 --> 00:37:44,709
It will charge us!

603
00:37:45,501 --> 00:37:46,917
He wants to rub the bus.

604
00:37:47,292 --> 00:37:49,084
Maybe he thinks it's a female.

605
00:37:49,251 --> 00:37:50,501
Stay calm.

606
00:37:51,042 --> 00:37:53,626
- Like he wasn't there.
- I can't.

607
00:37:55,584 --> 00:37:58,542
Relax. Here's what we do.

608
00:37:58,709 --> 00:38:00,376
Don't store, or turn around.

609
00:38:01,959 --> 00:38:02,917
Don't bare your teeth.

610
00:38:03,459 --> 00:38:05,876
- It's not a lion.
- Animals <i>swap</i> info.

611
00:38:06,042 --> 00:38:07,251
He'll turn us over.

612
00:38:10,876 --> 00:38:12,709
He can't know me, he can't.

613
00:38:19,126 --> 00:38:20,501
Don't move.

614
00:38:25,959 --> 00:38:28,167
I don't want him to touch me!

615
00:38:28,542 --> 00:38:29,292
Don't move!

616
00:38:32,209 --> 00:38:34,292
Get him away, Ducier!

617
00:38:36,167 --> 00:38:37,709
Get him away!

618
00:38:46,167 --> 00:38:47,542
He's sucking him!

619
00:38:48,209 --> 00:38:49,917
Leave me alone, please.

620
00:38:59,959 --> 00:39:01,792
Drive, Benoit! Drive!

621
00:39:03,334 --> 00:39:06,251
Let's go, fast.
First gear, second, third!

622
00:39:13,959 --> 00:39:15,667
- Strange.
- What?

623
00:39:15,834 --> 00:39:17,542
The scenery's not moving.

624
00:39:23,626 --> 00:39:25,626
Ducier! Do something!

625
00:39:26,501 --> 00:39:28,209
I'll talk to him.

626
00:39:33,126 --> 00:39:34,917
Put it down! Down!

627
00:39:35,084 --> 00:39:37,667
That's not yours!
Go away!

628
00:39:39,167 --> 00:39:40,167
Go away!

629
00:39:42,542 --> 00:39:44,876
- Any sandwiches?
- You want to eat now?

630
00:39:45,292 --> 00:39:45,876
Drop it!

631
00:39:49,667 --> 00:39:50,709
Go away!

632
00:39:51,126 --> 00:39:52,042
Come on, Dumbo!

633
00:39:58,126 --> 00:39:59,459
Go, Benofi!

634
00:39:59,626 --> 00:40:01,459
Don't bother saying thank you.

635
00:40:08,667 --> 00:40:10,459
Want a kleenex?

636
00:40:10,792 --> 00:40:11,667
Stop.

637
00:40:11,834 --> 00:40:13,042
Stop!

638
00:40:14,209 --> 00:40:15,626
Everyone out!

639
00:40:27,876 --> 00:40:30,959
Faster! Move it!

640
00:40:32,417 --> 00:40:34,126
Line up in front of me.

641
00:40:38,667 --> 00:40:39,876
Hang on,

642
00:40:40,917 --> 00:40:42,209
they're not involved.

643
00:40:42,376 --> 00:40:44,292
I didn't say a word, right?

644
00:40:45,001 --> 00:40:47,376
You can't kill us, just like that.

645
00:40:47,542 --> 00:40:50,334
I always found you nice.
Very open to others.

646
00:40:50,501 --> 00:40:51,251
Turn around!

647
00:40:51,751 --> 00:40:53,042
Mr. Becker,

648
00:40:53,459 --> 00:40:55,459
I'm a doctor. Let me help.

649
00:40:56,167 --> 00:40:57,834
It starts in childhood.

650
00:40:58,001 --> 00:41:00,126
Violent parents, peer pressure.

651
00:41:00,584 --> 00:41:01,792
No girlfriend?

652
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,501
I see your discomfort.

653
00:41:04,542 --> 00:41:05,376
We'll talk.

654
00:41:05,792 --> 00:41:07,584
I said turn around!

655
00:41:08,584 --> 00:41:09,667
Why?

656
00:41:13,792 --> 00:41:15,209
We're all dead.

657
00:41:16,626 --> 00:41:18,292
I got to take a piss!

658
00:41:20,542 --> 00:41:23,542
You are all so fucking stupid.

659
00:41:31,709 --> 00:41:33,376
- We have to act.
- Don't, kid.

660
00:41:33,542 --> 00:41:34,126
I'm no kid.

661
00:41:39,501 --> 00:41:41,876
It's not a bladder, it's a well!

662
00:41:44,834 --> 00:41:47,584
- Tell him there's a lion.
- Won't work.

663
00:41:50,167 --> 00:41:51,126
All done!

664
00:41:54,376 --> 00:41:55,917
Becker, behind you!

665
00:41:57,167 --> 00:41:59,084
What? A lion, right?

666
00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:01,626
I heard you whispering.

667
00:42:13,667 --> 00:42:15,209
Ducier, do something.

668
00:42:15,376 --> 00:42:17,376
Slowly, let's get on the bus.

669
00:42:17,542 --> 00:42:20,959
And remember, don't turn your teeth
or show your buck.

670
00:42:48,751 --> 00:42:50,042
What's he doing?

671
00:42:51,792 --> 00:42:52,876
Coming this way.

672
00:43:08,542 --> 00:43:11,626
- How long do they digest?
- No idea.

673
00:43:12,251 --> 00:43:15,084
After a good meal,
I can sleep 3 or 4 hours.

674
00:43:15,251 --> 00:43:17,626
Lions take up to 12 hours.

675
00:43:17,917 --> 00:43:18,667
We can't wait.

676
00:43:24,459 --> 00:43:25,876
He won't go.

677
00:43:26,042 --> 00:43:27,542
Try the wiper fluid.

678
00:43:37,542 --> 00:43:39,042
He won't go.

679
00:43:39,751 --> 00:43:41,167
Blow the horn, loud.

680
00:43:44,584 --> 00:43:45,792
I'll try it.

681
00:43:50,376 --> 00:43:51,501
He won't go.

682
00:43:54,584 --> 00:43:55,292
Try this.

683
00:44:05,417 --> 00:44:06,251
<i>Beauvais,</i>

684
00:44:06,792 --> 00:44:09,001
<i>constructed in 1587</i>

685
00:44:09,792 --> 00:44:11,334
<i>by Archduke de Grundpierre.</i>

686
00:44:12,042 --> 00:44:15,542
<i>At 82 feet above sea level,</i>

687
00:44:15,709 --> 00:44:19,292
<i>Beauvais is the most elevated
town in the 0ise valley.</i>

688
00:44:19,584 --> 00:44:22,376
<i>The city ramparts were completed</i>

689
00:44:22,542 --> 00:44:25,459
<i>in 1681, under Henry VIII.</i>

690
00:44:25,626 --> 00:44:28,042
<i>Sock capital of the world,
Beauvais...</i>

691
00:44:28,209 --> 00:44:29,792
It is fucking boring.

692
00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:33,251
<i>Ralph Becker
is not available.</i>

693
00:44:33,417 --> 00:44:35,459
<i>Leave (1 message at the tone.</i>

694
00:44:35,626 --> 00:44:38,084
What's going on, Becker?
Call me back!

695
00:44:40,042 --> 00:44:41,042
Chouchou,

696
00:44:41,334 --> 00:44:42,542
you have feminine intuition?

697
00:44:42,709 --> 00:44:45,292
It's not my strongest suit.

698
00:44:45,459 --> 00:44:48,459
I have it. And it tells me
something's wrong.

699
00:44:48,667 --> 00:44:49,834
And I'm a cool guy.

700
00:44:50,001 --> 00:44:51,959
True, boss. You're very cool.

701
00:44:52,126 --> 00:44:55,084
Yeah, but I feel
my dark side coming back to me.

702
00:44:55,834 --> 00:44:58,376
Coming back to me, my dark side,

703
00:44:58,542 --> 00:44:59,959
I feel.

704
00:45:16,709 --> 00:45:19,126
Why didn't he eat the head?

705
00:45:19,626 --> 00:45:21,959
Maybe it's like us with shrimp.

706
00:45:22,376 --> 00:45:23,251
Could be.

707
00:45:24,292 --> 00:45:25,751
Maybe it's the hair.

708
00:45:25,917 --> 00:45:27,584
I hate artichoke hairs.

709
00:45:31,626 --> 00:45:33,876
Now that the funeral is over,

710
00:45:34,084 --> 00:45:36,501
could you fill us in?

711
00:45:36,751 --> 00:45:37,459
What's this about?

712
00:45:38,334 --> 00:45:41,417
I'll tell you but don't panic
if you hear the word...

713
00:45:42,292 --> 00:45:43,084
”mafia...

714
00:45:44,126 --> 00:45:44,792
$25,000...

715
00:45:44,959 --> 00:45:47,501
A bus full of tourists.
Perfect cover.

716
00:45:47,959 --> 00:45:49,167
Buko!

717
00:45:49,751 --> 00:45:50,959
Hukunu mututu!

718
00:45:51,126 --> 00:45:51,876
Disgusting!

719
00:45:52,292 --> 00:45:54,001
You used us!

720
00:45:54,167 --> 00:45:56,584
Like guinea pigs!
I'll tear him to pieces!

721
00:45:56,751 --> 00:45:59,709
She's right.
This is intolerable, inexcusable,

722
00:45:59,876 --> 00:46:03,459
uniustifiuble, contemptible!
That's all my udiectives.

723
00:46:03,626 --> 00:46:04,876
The safari is over.

724
00:46:05,042 --> 00:46:07,209
Take us to Johannesburg,
we're leaving.

725
00:46:07,376 --> 00:46:08,792
We're not involved.

726
00:46:08,959 --> 00:46:11,292
Not to defend him,
but he has no choice.

727
00:46:13,001 --> 00:46:13,959
Rémi is right.

728
00:46:14,626 --> 00:46:16,584
I have to deliver the case.

729
00:46:16,751 --> 00:46:19,084
- Look what's inside!
- I don't want to know.

730
00:46:20,126 --> 00:46:22,251
Either you end up heudcheese,

731
00:46:23,334 --> 00:46:24,334
or come with me.

732
00:46:29,501 --> 00:46:30,501
Ducier!

733
00:46:32,792 --> 00:46:35,084
I don't like doing this, but I am!

734
00:46:35,292 --> 00:46:38,001
Now I decide.
We're going to Johannesburg.

735
00:46:38,167 --> 00:46:40,834
Mugulie, I'm a doctor. I can help.

736
00:46:41,001 --> 00:46:41,959
Shut up.

737
00:46:42,542 --> 00:46:43,626
<i>Magma,</i>

738
00:46:44,459 --> 00:46:45,709
you can't kill a man.

739
00:46:46,459 --> 00:46:48,501
I don't care, I've lost it.

740
00:46:49,001 --> 00:46:50,084
<i>Magma,</i>

741
00:46:50,376 --> 00:46:52,917
I've always thought of you
as exceptional.

742
00:46:53,084 --> 00:46:56,209
In fact, I never got
how you could marry

743
00:46:56,417 --> 00:46:58,126
that shit bug, Michel.

744
00:46:58,292 --> 00:47:00,626
Good taxi driver,
cheating husband.

745
00:47:00,792 --> 00:47:03,126
- Leave him out of it.
- Put the gun down.

746
00:47:04,001 --> 00:47:06,792
I don't for a second
believe you're capable.

747
00:47:12,584 --> 00:47:15,626
What do we tell the customers
about Jean Jean Jean,

748
00:47:15,792 --> 00:47:17,667
AKA Becker, or the Headless Mun?

749
00:47:20,667 --> 00:47:21,876
We're done for.

750
00:47:22,042 --> 00:47:22,792
Wait.

751
00:47:23,334 --> 00:47:24,959
Those customers.

752
00:47:25,167 --> 00:47:28,042
They might not know
what Becker looks like.

753
00:47:40,709 --> 00:47:41,751
Bertrand?

754
00:47:42,292 --> 00:47:45,584
Thanks. When you stopped me
from shooting Ducier, it...

755
00:47:47,084 --> 00:47:48,376
Really? It...

756
00:47:49,959 --> 00:47:53,626
In 10 years working with you
I've always thought you were...

757
00:47:58,251 --> 00:47:59,917
Drippy, if you prefer.

758
00:48:00,751 --> 00:48:01,959
But you were solid.

759
00:48:05,084 --> 00:48:07,209
Don't call Michel u shit bug.

760
00:48:07,501 --> 00:48:09,042
<i>Roger, Magma.</i>

761
00:48:12,126 --> 00:48:14,126
You knew he was cheating?

762
00:48:14,917 --> 00:48:16,501
I might be...

763
00:48:17,292 --> 00:48:18,667
but I'm not blind.

764
00:48:53,501 --> 00:48:55,626
The meet is 1/4 mile away. I'll go.

765
00:48:55,792 --> 00:48:57,584
- I'm coming.
- Stay here.

766
00:48:57,751 --> 00:48:59,542
You're not credible us Becker.

767
00:48:59,709 --> 00:49:01,792
I'll be Ducier, he'll be Becker.

768
00:49:01,959 --> 00:49:03,751
You're too young to be Becker.

769
00:49:03,917 --> 00:49:05,876
- I could be Becker.
- Or Ducier.

770
00:49:06,167 --> 00:49:08,459
- Which um I?
- Ducier.

771
00:49:08,626 --> 00:49:09,459
I'm not Ducier?

772
00:49:09,626 --> 00:49:11,626
You're Becker. Bertrand's Ducier.

773
00:49:12,001 --> 00:49:14,709
I'm sick of this!
Make up your minds.

774
00:49:14,876 --> 00:49:17,084
She's right.
OK, I'm Ducier.

775
00:49:17,251 --> 00:49:18,876
And Ducier is Becker.

776
00:49:19,334 --> 00:49:21,001
Bertrand, it's too risky.

777
00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:22,251
I'm going.

778
00:49:24,042 --> 00:49:26,376
- Sit down, kid.
- I'm no kid.

779
00:49:26,542 --> 00:49:28,292
You're too young to die.

780
00:49:30,251 --> 00:49:31,209
Really?

781
00:49:31,834 --> 00:49:32,876
We might die?

782
00:49:56,584 --> 00:49:57,792
What time is it?

783
00:49:59,917 --> 00:50:01,042
4 PM.

784
00:50:01,667 --> 00:50:02,959
I'm Becker, right?

785
00:50:03,126 --> 00:50:05,042
No. I mean, yes.

786
00:50:08,251 --> 00:50:09,667
Strange silence.

787
00:50:32,501 --> 00:50:33,751
Are we lute?

788
00:50:40,584 --> 00:50:44,251
I'll quit deking you.
You're on time, by my tik-tik, eh?

789
00:50:44,417 --> 00:50:47,917
I'm Hummul, leader of
the Mozambique counter-insurgency.

790
00:50:48,459 --> 00:50:50,876
I studied in Canada, eh?

791
00:50:51,542 --> 00:50:53,334
But enough about me.

792
00:50:54,126 --> 00:50:55,501
We are running late.

793
00:50:55,667 --> 00:50:56,834
Two years ago,

794
00:50:57,334 --> 00:50:59,876
I was a trader in Toronto.
Buy it! Sell it!

795
00:51:00,042 --> 00:51:01,709
All day long. But I knew

796
00:51:01,876 --> 00:51:03,626
I wasn't about bucks.

797
00:51:04,251 --> 00:51:07,251
One night in my iucuzzi,
I heard a voice.

798
00:51:07,834 --> 00:51:08,626
It was Céline.

799
00:51:10,292 --> 00:51:10,917
Dion?

800
00:51:12,376 --> 00:51:15,542
Luurentides.
My kindergarten teacher.

801
00:51:15,751 --> 00:51:18,542
She said, with that pile
of mooluh you got,

802
00:51:18,751 --> 00:51:19,709
make a putsch!

803
00:51:21,001 --> 00:51:22,667
A putsch!

804
00:51:24,542 --> 00:51:25,834
Which one is Becker?

805
00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:27,792
Him.

806
00:51:28,001 --> 00:51:29,959
Yeah, it's me. That's right.

807
00:51:30,126 --> 00:51:33,542
I'm Ralph Becker,
born June 12, 1964.

808
00:51:37,209 --> 00:51:38,709
Nice to meet you.

809
00:51:38,959 --> 00:51:41,417
Monsieur Charles told me about you.

810
00:51:41,584 --> 00:51:43,167
He loves you shookums.

811
00:51:43,334 --> 00:51:44,376
It's mutual.

812
00:51:44,626 --> 00:51:45,834
Let's mush.

813
00:51:46,167 --> 00:51:47,459
Can I check?

814
00:51:48,209 --> 00:51:49,251
<i>The (use.</i>

815
00:51:49,417 --> 00:51:50,417
Of course.

816
00:51:59,292 --> 00:52:00,251
Nice animal.

817
00:52:00,917 --> 00:52:02,709
Yeah, it is a blast.

818
00:52:09,959 --> 00:52:11,626
- For Monsieur Charles.
- Thanks.

819
00:52:12,709 --> 00:52:15,834
All right, we",
we should go, right Becker?

820
00:52:16,001 --> 00:52:17,376
Yeah, let's go.

821
00:52:22,959 --> 00:52:25,292
You're a trip, Becker.

822
00:52:27,209 --> 00:52:28,626
Yeah, he is funny.

823
00:52:46,167 --> 00:52:49,417
Nice laughing, eh?
But we better get to work.

824
00:52:52,334 --> 00:52:53,376
What work?

825
00:52:54,501 --> 00:52:57,626
Installing the guidance system
on our missile.

826
00:52:58,042 --> 00:52:59,667
Thanks to you,

827
00:53:00,834 --> 00:53:01,917
we'll putsch!

828
00:53:02,334 --> 00:53:04,917
This is on important moment
for our country.

829
00:53:05,084 --> 00:53:07,542
To celebrate this historic event,

830
00:53:07,709 --> 00:53:11,209
the future national anthem
of Mozambique.

831
00:53:54,959 --> 00:53:56,167
Get to work.

832
00:54:05,167 --> 00:54:07,042
Know anything about missiles?

833
00:54:07,251 --> 00:54:08,376
Very little.

834
00:54:10,709 --> 00:54:12,751
OK, I'm going to reboot it.

835
00:54:13,334 --> 00:54:13,917
Reboot it?

836
00:54:14,334 --> 00:54:16,084
It's on that button.

837
00:54:16,292 --> 00:54:17,084
<i>0“ fight.</i>

838
00:54:22,084 --> 00:54:24,126
Mode reboot, 0K!

839
00:54:24,834 --> 00:54:26,542
It doesn't seem complicated.

840
00:54:28,584 --> 00:54:31,292
I'll plug that in there.

841
00:54:31,459 --> 00:54:33,292
Hang on. How <i>many</i> holes are there?

842
00:54:34,251 --> 00:54:35,459
<i>Four.</i>

843
00:54:36,709 --> 00:54:38,042
Eight plugs.

844
00:54:38,584 --> 00:54:40,626
This is no good. We'll all die.

845
00:54:40,792 --> 00:54:41,584
That's no help.

846
00:54:46,709 --> 00:54:47,876
I can't.

847
00:54:49,126 --> 00:54:49,709
Bravo!

848
00:54:51,792 --> 00:54:52,751
Thank you.

849
00:54:53,667 --> 00:54:54,417
That's good.

850
00:54:56,042 --> 00:54:58,042
Now we're ready to...

851
00:54:58,584 --> 00:54:59,709
To...

852
00:55:00,084 --> 00:55:02,459
Plug in the video and reverse poles.

853
00:55:07,792 --> 00:55:08,959
This plug,

854
00:55:09,459 --> 00:55:11,292
could go there. How's that feel?

855
00:55:12,126 --> 00:55:13,626
Like I'm going to faint.

856
00:55:14,417 --> 00:55:15,292
Or vomit.

857
00:55:16,126 --> 00:55:17,792
- Let's take a break.
- Yes.

858
00:55:24,251 --> 00:55:26,751
- Something wrong?
- No, we're fine.

859
00:55:27,167 --> 00:55:28,459
Just taking a break.

860
00:55:28,626 --> 00:55:29,792
Doing a purge.

861
00:55:30,292 --> 00:55:32,084
Obviously. We have to purge.

862
00:55:32,792 --> 00:55:35,001
It's Chinese, so it needs purging.

863
00:55:44,126 --> 00:55:46,667
0K, purge is over. Let's go.

864
00:55:54,626 --> 00:55:55,917
I'll try blue in blue.

865
00:56:05,209 --> 00:56:06,292
Bravo!

866
00:56:11,334 --> 00:56:12,292
Hear a noise?

867
00:56:13,917 --> 00:56:15,626
It sounds like a coffee machine.

868
00:56:19,876 --> 00:56:22,876
Smoke's coming out,
and a razor sound.

869
00:56:23,042 --> 00:56:25,584
Becker, is that fog
and iigsuw noise normal?

870
00:56:26,292 --> 00:56:27,667
Yes, quite normal.

871
00:56:28,042 --> 00:56:29,626
Normal for post-purge.

872
00:56:39,751 --> 00:56:42,667
Becker, there's more and more fog.

873
00:56:45,167 --> 00:56:46,376
Becker?

874
00:56:47,792 --> 00:56:49,667
Is there a purge problem?

875
00:57:03,001 --> 00:57:04,001
Tuburnuc!

876
00:57:14,917 --> 00:57:16,459
Ducier, give me your hand!

877
00:57:18,876 --> 00:57:20,292
Any problems?

878
00:57:20,834 --> 00:57:21,501
Answer me.

879
00:57:22,167 --> 00:57:23,084
What's this money?

880
00:57:23,792 --> 00:57:25,626
Bertrand. They gave it to you?

881
00:57:34,751 --> 00:57:36,251
Yes, good. Good.

882
00:57:43,667 --> 00:57:44,584
Rockets!

883
00:57:46,876 --> 00:57:48,626
They're firing rockets at us!

884
00:57:49,376 --> 00:57:51,209
- What should I do?
- Step on it!

885
00:57:51,667 --> 00:57:53,292
It's floored. I'm doing 40!

886
00:58:05,626 --> 00:58:07,084
Didn't udiust for the northeaster.

887
00:58:23,876 --> 00:58:25,751
Benofi, look out!

888
00:58:25,917 --> 00:58:27,376
I can't see!

889
00:58:41,917 --> 00:58:43,292
- Back up.
- What?

890
00:58:43,459 --> 00:58:44,626
Back up!

891
00:58:44,876 --> 00:58:46,501
We're too heavy.

892
00:58:47,542 --> 00:58:48,876
Bail it out!

893
00:58:49,042 --> 00:58:50,709
It's no good. We have to get out.

894
00:58:50,876 --> 00:58:51,417
Bail!

895
00:58:53,792 --> 00:58:55,792
It's no use!

896
00:58:58,542 --> 00:59:00,126
Listen to me!

897
00:59:00,584 --> 00:59:02,376
Another one's coming!

898
00:59:09,751 --> 00:59:12,292
Hurry up!
Come on, Bertrand!

899
00:59:20,584 --> 00:59:22,001
Monsieur Charles?

900
00:59:22,417 --> 00:59:23,417
This is Youssouf.

901
00:59:23,584 --> 00:59:24,626
<i>Everything 0K?</i>

902
00:59:24,792 --> 00:59:26,751
I'm keeping my shorts on.

903
00:59:27,542 --> 00:59:30,084
- But I'm rather cross.
- <i>What?</i>

904
00:59:45,792 --> 00:59:47,167
Richard couldn't do that.

905
00:59:48,459 --> 00:59:49,917
He played bushophobic.

906
00:59:50,126 --> 00:59:52,334
"I'm afraid of lions and antelope!”

907
00:59:52,501 --> 00:59:54,917
He hit Becker, sabotaged the goods.

908
00:59:55,501 --> 00:59:56,417
Stole my money!

909
00:59:56,584 --> 00:59:57,792
Richard did that?

910
00:59:58,501 --> 01:00:00,459
Yeah, and he got himself killed.

911
01:00:00,917 --> 01:00:02,292
The dumb shit.

912
01:00:07,959 --> 01:00:10,667
Wait! We lost Ducier.

913
01:00:18,376 --> 01:00:20,542
- He's dead?
- Blown up!

914
01:00:21,084 --> 01:00:22,751
And I owe a million dollars!

915
01:00:23,667 --> 01:00:26,001
Richard can't have died like that.

916
01:00:26,667 --> 01:00:30,042
You deaf? He's dead.
And now it's your turn, Buko.

917
01:00:30,876 --> 01:00:32,584
Did you at least try calling him?

918
01:00:41,001 --> 01:00:41,959
There!

919
01:01:22,584 --> 01:01:24,459
He is kind of far away.

920
01:01:31,959 --> 01:01:33,376
What happened?

921
01:01:42,501 --> 01:01:44,251
Let's hide. They'll find us.

922
01:01:55,959 --> 01:02:00,084
I must be dreaming.
You're alive? Very impressive.

923
01:02:00,917 --> 01:02:04,042
I'm saying you did great.
And I'm saying fuck you.

924
01:02:04,501 --> 01:02:05,792
You pick up in the shower?

925
01:02:05,959 --> 01:02:06,876
<i>Not often.</i>

926
01:02:07,042 --> 01:02:08,459
Got my money?

927
01:02:08,626 --> 01:02:10,876
<i>Yes, I have your million dollars.</i>

928
01:02:11,334 --> 01:02:12,417
Finally, good news.

929
01:02:12,751 --> 01:02:15,709
You'll bring it to Johannesburg.
Fast.

930
01:02:15,876 --> 01:02:17,001
<i>Fight, flake?</i>

931
01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:18,834
Richard, you're alive?

932
01:02:20,042 --> 01:02:22,626
Tuesday at noon.
Cristal Palace Hotel!

933
01:02:39,917 --> 01:02:44,334
Ducier, why not take a normal road
with earth under our feet?

934
01:02:44,501 --> 01:02:46,834
Here they can't find us.

935
01:02:47,001 --> 01:02:50,376
No one will, Ducier.
We won't make it.

936
01:02:50,542 --> 01:02:54,751
We will. Look, there are steps.
Like a staircase.

937
01:02:54,917 --> 01:02:57,042
<i>There's “0 bummer!</i>

938
01:02:58,501 --> 01:03:00,667
That's it. I'm freezing up.

939
01:03:00,834 --> 01:03:03,126
I'm leaving my body!

940
01:03:04,626 --> 01:03:06,584
Stay close to the wall.

941
01:03:06,751 --> 01:03:09,667
Rémi's right. Be one with the rock!

942
01:03:09,834 --> 01:03:13,251
“Be one with the rock”?
Shut the hell up, Ducier!

943
01:03:13,417 --> 01:03:16,334
I can't make it!
Go ahead without me!

944
01:03:16,751 --> 01:03:17,876
All right!

945
01:03:18,042 --> 01:03:21,251
Benoit, you can make it.
Imagine it's Beauvais down there.

946
01:03:35,001 --> 01:03:37,751
How <i>many</i> feet down is it, Bertrand?

947
01:03:37,917 --> 01:03:40,917
I don't know.
I have vertigo. I can't count.

948
01:03:48,459 --> 01:03:51,751
It's not very high.
I suggest we iump.

949
01:03:51,917 --> 01:03:52,626
Are you sure?

950
01:03:56,042 --> 01:03:57,084
No way.

951
01:03:58,584 --> 01:03:59,751
Give me your hand.

952
01:03:59,959 --> 01:04:00,959
On three!

953
01:04:01,292 --> 01:04:02,584
What's that mean?

954
01:04:02,751 --> 01:04:05,042
Three iump or on three?

955
01:04:06,126 --> 01:04:06,834
One...

956
01:04:07,876 --> 01:04:08,417
Two...

957
01:04:09,501 --> 01:04:10,626
Three!

958
01:04:14,459 --> 01:04:15,542
Four!

959
01:04:29,584 --> 01:04:31,001
You did it. I'm proud.

960
01:04:31,292 --> 01:04:33,126
We almost died 200 times.

961
01:04:34,667 --> 01:04:38,459
There were some down sides,
but all in all,

962
01:04:39,084 --> 01:04:41,709
we've seen lots of scenery
and animals.

963
01:04:42,501 --> 01:04:44,209
Even very, very close up.

964
01:04:44,792 --> 01:04:47,084
Some weren't even in the brochure!

965
01:04:48,542 --> 01:04:51,959
Ducier, so you know,
at this very moment,

966
01:04:52,584 --> 01:04:55,959
I'm hesitating between indignation
and a head butt.

967
01:04:56,126 --> 01:05:00,001
We'll find a place to camp, dry off.
Or we'll get fungal infection.

968
01:05:00,167 --> 01:05:00,751
So what?

969
01:05:01,542 --> 01:05:03,209
Does that cost extra?

970
01:05:03,459 --> 01:05:05,459
We haven't gone mushrooming yet.

971
01:05:05,626 --> 01:05:07,417
We can still walk <i>3</i> hours.

972
01:05:07,709 --> 01:05:09,501
Can't let them catch up.

973
01:05:10,334 --> 01:05:11,709
We're alive for now.

974
01:05:12,834 --> 01:05:14,084
Can I say something?

975
01:05:14,251 --> 01:05:15,917
Sure, this is a democracy.

976
01:05:17,084 --> 01:05:18,251
I'm sick of it!

977
01:05:19,667 --> 01:05:20,417
Text book.

978
01:05:20,626 --> 01:05:22,459
She needs to externalize.

979
01:05:23,084 --> 01:05:24,709
She'll list each shock.

980
01:05:24,876 --> 01:05:26,792
Elephant, blue bulls, pillagers,

981
01:05:26,959 --> 01:05:29,459
Becker, the rockets, the waterfall.

982
01:05:30,292 --> 01:05:31,667
- What do we do?
- Talk.

983
01:05:32,084 --> 01:05:33,834
She should insult you first.

984
01:05:34,626 --> 01:05:37,126
- Fubienne...
- Shut up, asshole!

985
01:05:37,292 --> 01:05:38,501
Totally text book.

986
01:05:38,876 --> 01:05:40,959
Kutungu, Wuoolite, bullshit.
Cocksucker!

987
01:05:41,167 --> 01:05:42,501
Right, she did.

988
01:05:42,709 --> 01:05:44,292
Now it's our turn.

989
01:05:44,542 --> 01:05:47,709
Bunch of rednecks!
You're all a pain in my ass!

990
01:05:48,751 --> 01:05:50,584
What do we do now?

991
01:05:51,501 --> 01:05:52,167
That

992
01:05:53,042 --> 01:05:53,959
Good initiative.

993
01:05:54,501 --> 01:05:56,626
- Don't thank him! It hurts.
- Sorry.

994
01:05:56,792 --> 01:05:59,001
Had to calm you down. Feel better?

995
01:05:59,167 --> 01:06:00,876
No, it hurts.

996
01:06:11,667 --> 01:06:12,251
Bertrand,

997
01:06:13,626 --> 01:06:15,751
I got like a sock in my mouth.

998
01:06:18,792 --> 01:06:20,417
A snake!

999
01:06:20,792 --> 01:06:21,876
It hit Mugulie!

1000
01:06:23,959 --> 01:06:25,626
What do we do, Benofi?

1001
01:06:25,792 --> 01:06:27,584
My teeth are going away.

1002
01:06:27,751 --> 01:06:28,667
I don't know.

1003
01:06:28,876 --> 01:06:30,834
My neck's unscrewing!

1004
01:06:31,001 --> 01:06:33,167
- You're a doctor!
- Don't push me.

1005
01:06:33,334 --> 01:06:34,917
My tongue is crumbling.

1006
01:06:35,292 --> 01:06:36,959
Venimex, cauterize, urine!

1007
01:06:37,126 --> 01:06:39,084
- I have Venimex.
- I have a lighter.

1008
01:06:39,459 --> 01:06:41,667
- I don't have to.
- OK, I got it.

1009
01:06:41,834 --> 01:06:42,626
Stop!

1010
01:06:43,876 --> 01:06:46,376
If anyone is to urinate on her,
I will.

1011
01:06:46,792 --> 01:06:48,209
I owe her that much.

1012
01:07:14,792 --> 01:07:17,667
I think the poison
has altered her reality.

1013
01:07:18,167 --> 01:07:19,292
She is elsewhere.

1014
01:07:19,459 --> 01:07:21,042
Sure, but where?

1015
01:07:22,126 --> 01:07:23,501
Got you, Ducier!

1016
01:07:24,459 --> 01:07:25,292
Ski lodge.

1017
01:07:25,459 --> 01:07:26,501
Come on, woosy!

1018
01:07:27,709 --> 01:07:29,542
Come on, a snowball fight!

1019
01:07:29,876 --> 01:07:31,584
Mugulie, stop it. Stop!

1020
01:07:31,792 --> 01:07:33,792
- Let go.
- It's just snow.

1021
01:07:34,542 --> 01:07:35,584
I'll handle this.

1022
01:07:35,834 --> 01:07:37,667
- Come on.
- I'm having fun.

1023
01:07:42,251 --> 01:07:44,959
Strange, I feel like
I've seen you before.

1024
01:07:47,042 --> 01:07:47,626
You too?

1025
01:07:49,084 --> 01:07:50,334
Forget it.

1026
01:07:51,292 --> 01:07:53,209
- You saw me in...
- In?

1027
01:07:54,876 --> 01:07:55,876
In the plane.

1028
01:07:56,167 --> 01:07:57,376
OK, I'll drop it.

1029
01:08:00,584 --> 01:08:04,292
Listen, you might think
I'm coming on strong,

1030
01:08:05,751 --> 01:08:07,042
but I actually...

1031
01:08:08,501 --> 01:08:09,917
I wanted to say that...

1032
01:08:11,167 --> 01:08:12,792
I know what you <i>mean.</i>

1033
01:08:14,417 --> 01:08:15,792
Me too.

1034
01:08:19,251 --> 01:08:21,084
There you are, kids.

1035
01:08:36,501 --> 01:08:38,209
Great girl, huh?

1036
01:08:38,667 --> 01:08:40,792
Back home, they'd <i>say Ierracfive.</i>

1037
01:08:41,459 --> 01:08:43,292
A terror and attractive.

1038
01:08:43,584 --> 01:08:46,459
Terrudive. I've heard that.
Terructive!

1039
01:08:47,167 --> 01:08:48,334
Where are you from?

1040
01:08:48,501 --> 01:08:50,417
Peyrut-Ie-Chfiteuu, small town.

1041
01:08:50,709 --> 01:08:54,209
I can't believe it.
I know that place very well.

1042
01:08:54,376 --> 01:08:56,167
- Been to France?
- Yes.

1043
01:08:57,334 --> 01:09:00,834
My father sent me,
over 20 years ago,

1044
01:09:01,001 --> 01:09:04,001
to Peyrut-le-Chfiteuu,
as a <i>camp</i> counselor. Actually,

1045
01:09:05,626 --> 01:09:08,792
I did this girl
in the locker of this gym.

1046
01:09:09,209 --> 01:09:10,834
She was terructive!

1047
01:09:11,084 --> 01:09:12,501
What was her name?

1048
01:09:14,167 --> 01:09:15,251
Nicole, that's it!

1049
01:09:15,751 --> 01:09:18,167
- Nicole Chuntirier.
- Yes, exactly!

1050
01:09:21,251 --> 01:09:22,834
How did you know?

1051
01:09:23,001 --> 01:09:24,209
She's my mother.

1052
01:09:24,542 --> 01:09:25,251
Your mother?

1053
01:09:26,542 --> 01:09:28,876
Nicole Chuntirier
is her maiden <i>name.</i>

1054
01:09:31,834 --> 01:09:32,709
Sure she's your mom?

1055
01:09:32,876 --> 01:09:36,584
The woman fussing around me
since birth surely is my mother.

1056
01:09:36,751 --> 01:09:38,792
Hang on, let's not get crazy.

1057
01:09:39,417 --> 01:09:41,126
Nicole Chunfirier

1058
01:09:41,292 --> 01:09:43,959
in a Peyrat-Ie-Chfiteau gym in '85,

1059
01:09:44,126 --> 01:09:45,417
might be more than one.

1060
01:09:45,584 --> 01:09:46,542
Mr. Ducier?

1061
01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:49,209
I set up camp!

1062
01:10:10,209 --> 01:10:12,334
Benoit, let me have your place

1063
01:10:12,501 --> 01:10:14,459
and sleep in my shelter?

1064
01:10:15,292 --> 01:10:15,959
Why?

1065
01:10:16,709 --> 01:10:18,751
I'm a little scored on my own.

1066
01:10:18,917 --> 01:10:21,209
I'd feel safer here.

1067
01:10:21,626 --> 01:10:23,501
You know, I'm a girl.

1068
01:10:24,709 --> 01:10:25,876
Why?

1069
01:10:33,667 --> 01:10:35,626
0h, all right!

1070
01:10:47,126 --> 01:10:48,376
I won't tell.

1071
01:10:49,209 --> 01:10:50,292
Thanks Benofi.

1072
01:10:57,042 --> 01:10:57,959
Mum's the word!

1073
01:11:12,209 --> 01:11:14,542
I'm fluttered you trusted me.

1074
01:11:23,917 --> 01:11:25,209
I get it.

1075
01:11:26,376 --> 01:11:27,959
Didn't see that coming.

1076
01:12:59,917 --> 01:13:02,084
Nicole, you're so terructive.

1077
01:13:03,334 --> 01:13:04,584
Dad?

1078
01:13:14,126 --> 01:13:15,542
It can't be.

1079
01:13:24,292 --> 01:13:25,542
It can't be.

1080
01:13:26,959 --> 01:13:30,167
Last night, I had an incredible
encounter. A giraffe!

1081
01:13:30,334 --> 01:13:31,459
Fantastic.

1082
01:13:36,126 --> 01:13:37,376
Morning everyone.

1083
01:13:37,876 --> 01:13:39,292
Sleep well?

1084
01:13:39,459 --> 01:13:40,542
Bertrand,

1085
01:13:42,417 --> 01:13:45,084
how old do you think Rémi is?

1086
01:13:45,251 --> 01:13:48,251
I don't know, 21, 22, 23.

1087
01:13:48,417 --> 01:13:49,459
Why do you ask?

1088
01:13:49,626 --> 01:13:51,001
No reason.

1089
01:13:52,626 --> 01:13:54,376
Morning, Mugulie.

1090
01:13:54,751 --> 01:13:55,792
Sleep well?

1091
01:13:56,709 --> 01:13:57,709
Feeling better?

1092
01:13:57,876 --> 01:14:00,292
You had us worried yesterday.

1093
01:14:00,751 --> 01:14:01,917
You all right?

1094
01:14:02,084 --> 01:14:03,376
I'm fine.

1095
01:14:04,334 --> 01:14:05,626
Are you sure?

1096
01:14:06,292 --> 01:14:07,376
Just fine.

1097
01:14:09,334 --> 01:14:11,209
If not, you should tell us.

1098
01:14:12,834 --> 01:14:14,459
Really, I'm fine.

1099
01:14:14,667 --> 01:14:17,209
<i>Magma, where are we?</i>

1100
01:14:17,501 --> 01:14:18,501
What country?

1101
01:14:20,501 --> 01:14:21,376
Africa?

1102
01:14:21,751 --> 01:14:23,376
Good.
And temperatures <i>are...</i>

1103
01:14:26,167 --> 01:14:27,042
Hot.

1104
01:14:29,792 --> 01:14:31,584
She's cured. All is well.

1105
01:14:33,084 --> 01:14:35,709
Come on, Mugulie.
Still a long way to go.

1106
01:14:35,917 --> 01:14:37,709
Hot out today.

1107
01:14:37,876 --> 01:14:39,584
Hukunu mutate.

1108
01:14:53,876 --> 01:14:55,084
Something wrong?

1109
01:14:55,334 --> 01:14:56,376
I'm fine.

1110
01:15:00,834 --> 01:15:01,876
Wait up.

1111
01:15:04,959 --> 01:15:06,542
Here, it's all I have left.

1112
01:15:10,126 --> 01:15:11,459
Want me to be lookout?

1113
01:15:11,626 --> 01:15:12,709
No, I'll manage.

1114
01:15:14,376 --> 01:15:17,126
Take five.
Benoit's going to poop.

1115
01:15:19,667 --> 01:15:21,126
Why do you say that?

1116
01:15:21,501 --> 01:15:23,042
So they'll know.

1117
01:15:29,167 --> 01:15:30,542
Excuse me, Fubienne.

1118
01:15:30,959 --> 01:15:31,501
Don't be mad.

1119
01:15:32,667 --> 01:15:36,417
I feel like I've met you, too.
It's eating at me.

1120
01:15:37,751 --> 01:15:39,709
- Eating at you?
- Yes.

1121
01:15:40,209 --> 01:15:41,292
Naturally.

1122
01:16:21,876 --> 01:16:22,584
Ifstuken!

1123
01:16:26,334 --> 01:16:27,792
What's taking him?

1124
01:16:27,959 --> 01:16:29,709
Maybe he's barefoot, or unscrewed.

1125
01:16:30,042 --> 01:16:31,417
Relapse.

1126
01:16:31,584 --> 01:16:35,417
The mountain is our friend.
Respect it, or it gets even.

1127
01:16:35,584 --> 01:16:37,084
Let's call the ski patrol.

1128
01:16:37,417 --> 01:16:39,417
Right, that's what we do!

1129
01:16:39,584 --> 01:16:41,459
Not nice, Fubienne.

1130
01:16:41,792 --> 01:16:43,251
Just a little fun.

1131
01:17:28,459 --> 01:17:29,626
What?

1132
01:17:31,376 --> 01:17:32,376
Nothing.

1133
01:17:32,626 --> 01:17:34,626
All right, let's move out.

1134
01:17:52,459 --> 01:17:53,126
No other road?

1135
01:17:54,501 --> 01:17:55,917
Sure,

1136
01:17:56,084 --> 01:17:57,292
we can go around.

1137
01:17:58,667 --> 01:17:59,876
It's only 30 feet across.

1138
01:18:00,084 --> 01:18:02,584
It's hot. A swim will do us good.

1139
01:18:02,751 --> 01:18:04,209
The faster the better.

1140
01:18:04,376 --> 01:18:06,542
- (on everyone swim?
- Yeah, let's go.

1141
01:18:06,709 --> 01:18:09,126
0K, everyone follow me.

1142
01:18:34,126 --> 01:18:35,584
Feels good.

1143
01:18:36,209 --> 01:18:37,959
Can we <i>stay</i> a while?

1144
01:18:38,126 --> 01:18:39,959
No, keep going! Hurry!

1145
01:18:41,709 --> 01:18:42,584
Rémi! Come on!

1146
01:18:42,751 --> 01:18:44,542
I'm taking my shoes off! Fungus!

1147
01:18:44,709 --> 01:18:45,792
No, come on!

1148
01:18:45,959 --> 01:18:48,501
OK, I'm coming. Don't get upset.

1149
01:18:48,667 --> 01:18:49,751
Hurry up!

1150
01:18:50,709 --> 01:18:52,167
Come on! Quick!

1151
01:18:53,126 --> 01:18:55,459
Get out of there! Right now!

1152
01:19:05,542 --> 01:19:06,501
Ducier!

1153
01:19:12,334 --> 01:19:13,417
Crocodiles!

1154
01:19:14,084 --> 01:19:14,959
Help!

1155
01:19:19,709 --> 01:19:20,959
<i>Bake, he“)!</i>

1156
01:19:22,792 --> 01:19:24,084
Float on your buck!

1157
01:19:26,542 --> 01:19:27,126
Rémi!

1158
01:19:28,126 --> 01:19:29,167
Float on your buck!

1159
01:19:30,167 --> 01:19:30,751
Richard!

1160
01:19:31,167 --> 01:19:32,501
On your buck!

1161
01:19:33,042 --> 01:19:34,001
On your buck, kid!

1162
01:19:35,792 --> 01:19:38,751
- They'll eat him!
- First the arms, so he can't swim.

1163
01:19:39,209 --> 01:19:39,834
I can't.

1164
01:19:40,792 --> 01:19:42,709
Buko, I can't hung on!

1165
01:19:46,501 --> 01:19:47,126
Don't let go!

1166
01:19:47,792 --> 01:19:49,709
Don't let go, Richard!

1167
01:19:51,167 --> 01:19:52,501
Swim!

1168
01:20:03,876 --> 01:20:07,042
I'll never come back
to the bush.

1169
01:20:07,917 --> 01:20:08,876
Never!

1170
01:20:24,251 --> 01:20:25,292
Ducier?

1171
01:20:33,876 --> 01:20:36,042
He gave his life for yours.

1172
01:20:38,501 --> 01:20:41,501
I can't believe it.
He was with us 2 minutes <i>ago.</i>

1173
01:20:44,001 --> 01:20:45,751
We never got to say farewell.

1174
01:20:47,042 --> 01:20:49,334
Only knew you a little Richard.

1175
01:20:50,167 --> 01:20:51,001
Sorry.

1176
01:20:51,792 --> 01:20:53,459
It just <i>came</i> out.

1177
01:20:55,376 --> 01:20:57,876
If we're still alive
on this glacier,

1178
01:20:58,667 --> 01:21:00,209
it's thanks to him.

1179
01:21:01,501 --> 01:21:04,001
Well, he did get us
into this shit.

1180
01:21:04,834 --> 01:21:08,626
Seriously, us soon as someone dies
people think he's great.

1181
01:21:08,792 --> 01:21:11,501
I say it's a little hypocritical.

1182
01:21:12,292 --> 01:21:13,542
Ready to go?

1183
01:21:15,584 --> 01:21:16,667
Ducier?

1184
01:21:17,542 --> 01:21:19,209
You thawed out?

1185
01:21:21,417 --> 01:21:24,376
Thanks for all you said,
while I was dead.

1186
01:21:24,542 --> 01:21:27,542
Except for you. That wasn't so hot.

1187
01:21:29,084 --> 01:21:32,126
Excuse me, I'd like to speak
to Richard a moment.

1188
01:21:42,667 --> 01:21:44,667
I know. It's no use saying it.

1189
01:21:44,834 --> 01:21:46,459
Yes, it is.

1190
01:21:46,917 --> 01:21:48,667
My name is Rémi Perronne.

1191
01:21:49,792 --> 01:21:51,792
If you'd stayed in France,

1192
01:21:55,834 --> 01:21:57,917
I would be Rémi Ducier.

1193
01:22:07,667 --> 01:22:08,959
Can I hug you?

1194
01:22:10,667 --> 01:22:11,501
Well...

1195
01:22:11,667 --> 01:22:13,751
I get it. You're timid.

1196
01:22:14,584 --> 01:22:16,084
So am I.

1197
01:22:16,417 --> 01:22:18,084
Must be hereditary.

1198
01:22:18,376 --> 01:22:20,792
No, go ahead. I want you to.

1199
01:22:22,501 --> 01:22:23,876
<i>Bud.</i>

1200
01:22:26,251 --> 01:22:27,292
<i>Bud.</i>

1201
01:22:33,959 --> 01:22:35,959
I missed you so much.

1202
01:22:36,834 --> 01:22:38,042
Stop.

1203
01:22:38,917 --> 01:22:41,042
You didn't even know I existed.

1204
01:22:41,709 --> 01:22:44,042
But I knew something was missing.

1205
01:22:44,501 --> 01:22:45,459
My little kid.

1206
01:22:45,792 --> 01:22:47,542
I'm not a little kid!

1207
01:23:01,751 --> 01:23:02,959
Everything 0K?

1208
01:23:04,751 --> 01:23:06,501
I just had a child.

1209
01:23:12,709 --> 01:23:14,126
Right, of course.

1210
01:23:15,084 --> 01:23:16,542
Why do I bother asking?

1211
01:23:21,501 --> 01:23:24,042
So tell me,
do I have grandparents?

1212
01:23:27,001 --> 01:23:28,792
They've been gone a long time.

1213
01:23:29,542 --> 01:23:33,501
My dad went into the bush, after
an elephant wounded by poachers.

1214
01:23:35,001 --> 01:23:36,459
He never <i>came</i> back.

1215
01:23:36,709 --> 01:23:39,334
My mom never recovered,
died <i>5</i> years later.

1216
01:23:39,501 --> 01:23:42,959
I came back to run the business,
in my own way.

1217
01:23:47,001 --> 01:23:48,167
Is it still for?

1218
01:23:48,334 --> 01:23:50,292
According to my maps, not far.

1219
01:23:50,459 --> 01:23:52,792
How far is not far? I'm tired!

1220
01:23:52,959 --> 01:23:54,709
Well logically, right now,

1221
01:23:54,959 --> 01:23:55,834
we should be...

1222
01:23:57,709 --> 01:23:59,501
- In the desert.
- Shit.

1223
01:24:01,876 --> 01:24:02,667
<i>Not on my map.</i>

1224
01:24:02,959 --> 01:24:04,167
It's not on my map!

1225
01:24:04,334 --> 01:24:06,667
Sure, but we're here.

1226
01:24:50,959 --> 01:24:52,959
The snow is so dry.

1227
01:24:53,126 --> 01:24:54,876
Quit it, Mugulie. Please.

1228
01:24:55,251 --> 01:24:56,292
<i>Magma.</i>

1229
01:24:58,334 --> 01:24:59,792
Come back, my love.

1230
01:24:59,959 --> 01:25:01,376
Don't give up.

1231
01:25:05,376 --> 01:25:07,209
Who are they?

1232
01:25:54,167 --> 01:25:55,417
We're naked.

1233
01:25:59,084 --> 01:25:59,626
Ducier?

1234
01:26:00,167 --> 01:26:01,334
What will they do?

1235
01:26:01,501 --> 01:26:04,167
I don't know,
doesn't seem like a barbecue.

1236
01:26:05,542 --> 01:26:07,501
This isn't good.

1237
01:26:07,834 --> 01:26:08,626
How do you feel?

1238
01:26:09,292 --> 01:26:11,959
I'm sore, like I've been skiing
for a week.

1239
01:26:15,709 --> 01:26:17,501
Hear that? They're Wuoolites.

1240
01:26:17,792 --> 01:26:19,251
No, that's not possible.

1241
01:26:20,042 --> 01:26:21,417
No, not the bug!

1242
01:26:21,709 --> 01:26:23,084
Not the bug!

1243
01:26:23,251 --> 01:26:24,376
Not the money!

1244
01:26:24,542 --> 01:26:25,459
Buko.

1245
01:26:40,626 --> 01:26:42,626
Betty Love.

1246
01:26:43,709 --> 01:26:45,501
No. Not here.

1247
01:26:49,084 --> 01:26:51,792
Marie-Antoinette, Queen of Spain,

1248
01:26:52,417 --> 01:26:54,292
your time has come.

1249
01:26:54,626 --> 01:26:57,501
Prepare to die by firing squad!

1250
01:26:57,667 --> 01:26:59,417
Do you have a last wish?

1251
01:26:59,584 --> 01:27:00,667
Yes.

1252
01:27:01,292 --> 01:27:03,876
One last taste of love's pleasures.

1253
01:27:17,584 --> 01:27:18,167
Well?

1254
01:27:19,001 --> 01:27:20,959
Marie-Antoinette,
Spain, firing squad?

1255
01:27:21,334 --> 01:27:23,626
Queen of France,
she was guillotined.

1256
01:27:23,792 --> 01:27:24,584
Are you sure?

1257
01:27:24,834 --> 01:27:27,876
And it's a Troiun horse,
not a Troiun condom.

1258
01:27:28,501 --> 01:27:30,834
That was my last film. I'm done.

1259
01:27:31,001 --> 01:27:32,084
Wait.

1260
01:27:32,959 --> 01:27:34,167
You must read this.

1261
01:27:35,459 --> 01:27:36,459
What is it?

1262
01:27:37,209 --> 01:27:38,376
A masterpiece.

1263
01:27:39,334 --> 01:27:40,126
I cried.

1264
01:27:42,084 --> 01:27:43,459
What's it about?

1265
01:27:44,126 --> 01:27:46,167
It's about a man with no past,

1266
01:27:47,709 --> 01:27:49,751
bit by a radioactive rabbit.

1267
01:27:51,376 --> 01:27:52,042
And then?

1268
01:27:52,959 --> 01:27:55,792
He turns into...
a fantastic lay.

1269
01:27:56,917 --> 01:27:58,376
Ride-her-mun!

1270
01:27:58,542 --> 01:28:00,501
I really need a vacation.

1271
01:28:02,792 --> 01:28:05,209
Betty Love!

1272
01:28:07,167 --> 01:28:08,751
0h right, 0K...

1273
01:28:09,626 --> 01:28:11,876
No, I never heard of that.

1274
01:28:12,501 --> 01:28:14,834
Oh yes! Oh yes!

1275
01:28:16,126 --> 01:28:17,959
Harder, faster!

1276
01:28:18,126 --> 01:28:19,792
I never would've guessed.

1277
01:28:21,042 --> 01:28:22,751
I must have been mixed up.

1278
01:28:23,751 --> 01:28:26,459
I'm guessing she's a divinity
around here.

1279
01:28:26,626 --> 01:28:28,542
- Who to?
- Popopopuy.

1280
01:28:28,834 --> 01:28:30,292
Two P's?

1281
01:28:31,667 --> 01:28:32,709
<i>The DaVinci Load?</i>

1282
01:28:34,001 --> 01:28:36,542
Oh I see. Very classy.

1283
01:28:43,542 --> 01:28:45,126
Now you know who I om.

1284
01:28:48,626 --> 01:28:50,584
Can I say something?

1285
01:28:50,876 --> 01:28:52,667
Sorry to get you into this.

1286
01:28:53,459 --> 01:28:55,376
You had no choice.

1287
01:28:56,334 --> 01:28:58,626
You're good, you'll get out of this.

1288
01:28:59,042 --> 01:29:01,459
I doubt it. They burned the money.

1289
01:29:03,542 --> 01:29:04,417
Can I say something?

1290
01:29:13,084 --> 01:29:15,626
I can't explain. All that money...

1291
01:29:16,417 --> 01:29:17,584
I started dreaming.

1292
01:29:19,167 --> 01:29:21,084
Drama classes,

1293
01:29:21,626 --> 01:29:23,209
a new life.

1294
01:29:23,751 --> 01:29:25,042
Without porn.

1295
01:29:26,084 --> 01:29:27,959
I acted once with clothes on.

1296
01:29:28,459 --> 01:29:31,876
A nice film.
I played a lighthouse keeper.

1297
01:29:32,292 --> 01:29:33,459
But that...

1298
01:29:33,917 --> 01:29:35,667
No one ever mentions it.

1299
01:29:37,084 --> 01:29:38,209
So there you are.

1300
01:29:39,126 --> 01:29:39,876
I'm sorry.

1301
01:29:45,126 --> 01:29:46,001
You're forgiven.

1302
01:29:47,584 --> 01:29:50,459
That's my son, my flesh and blood.
He's right.

1303
01:29:51,126 --> 01:29:52,667
That took courage.

1304
01:29:52,834 --> 01:29:54,792
Yes, you're really fine.

1305
01:29:56,167 --> 01:29:56,876
I mean good.

1306
01:29:57,917 --> 01:29:59,209
Fantastic.

1307
01:29:59,417 --> 01:30:00,709
You'll get Buko buck.

1308
01:30:02,209 --> 01:30:03,584
You're forgetting.

1309
01:30:03,751 --> 01:30:05,792
We're far from Johannesburg.

1310
01:30:19,876 --> 01:30:21,751
Looks a little like Beuuvuis.

1311
01:30:34,334 --> 01:30:36,459
Could we have our room keys?

1312
01:30:39,626 --> 01:30:42,042
<i>Tuesday, 12PM</i>

1313
01:30:48,501 --> 01:30:50,667
- Glad to see you.
- Me neither.

1314
01:30:51,251 --> 01:30:52,417
The money.

1315
01:31:00,792 --> 01:31:02,167
You're a sensible mun.

1316
01:31:02,542 --> 01:31:04,917
Yes, I've taken precautions.

1317
01:31:05,126 --> 01:31:07,292
- Meaning?
- You closed it too quickly.

1318
01:31:12,126 --> 01:31:12,834
Tricky.

1319
01:31:14,292 --> 01:31:15,459
Buko.

1320
01:31:16,292 --> 01:31:18,459
I don't play around with dufuses.

1321
01:31:19,209 --> 01:31:20,376
Good drink?

1322
01:31:20,709 --> 01:31:23,501
- What do you care?
- It was poisoned.

1323
01:31:23,667 --> 01:31:26,917
The antidote is in the case.
I have the combination.

1324
01:31:27,376 --> 01:31:30,334
Cute.
You think you're Jack Bauer?

1325
01:31:30,501 --> 01:31:32,459
No, he gets 24 hours.

1326
01:31:33,209 --> 01:31:34,876
You have barely 10 minutes.

1327
01:31:36,251 --> 01:31:37,709
Aren't you feeling warmer?

1328
01:31:42,042 --> 01:31:42,667
I never saw

1329
01:31:43,501 --> 01:31:45,959
such a poor bluff.

1330
01:31:51,834 --> 01:31:53,709
Remember, 10 minutes ago...

1331
01:31:53,876 --> 01:31:56,209
I saw you take pictures of her!

1332
01:31:56,376 --> 01:31:57,001
I did not!

1333
01:31:57,167 --> 01:31:59,501
You're a pervert! You're sick!

1334
01:31:59,667 --> 01:32:01,376
I'm filing for divorce!

1335
01:32:01,542 --> 01:32:04,084
I'm allowed to photograph
a female chimp!

1336
01:32:04,251 --> 01:32:06,667
Pictures fine, but not ogling them!

1337
01:32:06,834 --> 01:32:08,042
Honey...

1338
01:32:08,209 --> 01:32:09,667
Excuse me.

1339
01:32:09,834 --> 01:32:12,084
Does this hotel have a massage room?

1340
01:32:12,251 --> 01:32:13,876
I think so. Probably.

1341
01:32:14,042 --> 01:32:17,542
I tried champagne massage once.
Good for the breasts.

1342
01:32:18,084 --> 01:32:19,084
Want a drink?

1343
01:32:19,251 --> 01:32:21,667
- You a hooker?
- You're clever!

1344
01:32:21,834 --> 01:32:23,376
From the Indy.

1345
01:32:23,917 --> 01:32:25,209
Wu nt to toast?

1346
01:32:25,542 --> 01:32:27,626
A thousand for a half hour.

1347
01:32:32,334 --> 01:32:33,709
They were all...?

1348
01:32:34,542 --> 01:32:35,251
My tourists.

1349
01:32:37,417 --> 01:32:38,792
You have <i>5</i> minutes.

1350
01:32:39,334 --> 01:32:40,001
Chouchou.

1351
01:32:42,542 --> 01:32:43,292
Let Buko go.

1352
01:32:46,042 --> 01:32:47,792
- Let him go.
- Let me speak to him.

1353
01:32:48,959 --> 01:32:50,709
Give him the phone!

1354
01:32:51,917 --> 01:32:54,876
Buko? Meet me at the lagoon.

1355
01:32:56,709 --> 01:32:58,167
The fucking combination!

1356
01:32:58,334 --> 01:33:01,042
Last 3 numbers
of Chouchou's license plate.

1357
01:33:01,584 --> 01:33:02,709
<i>Thanks“?</i>

1358
01:33:03,376 --> 01:33:05,501
It's in the lot. I never look.

1359
01:33:05,667 --> 01:33:07,417
Chouchou!

1360
01:33:09,501 --> 01:33:10,667
329.

1361
01:33:15,292 --> 01:33:16,542
My money.

1362
01:33:16,876 --> 01:33:17,626
My money!

1363
01:33:19,876 --> 01:33:21,251
<i>“Mt (Mus Naked us.</i>

1364
01:33:22,001 --> 01:33:24,542
He fucked us, Chouchou!

1365
01:33:30,876 --> 01:33:32,709
Then the bluebull monkeys.

1366
01:33:32,876 --> 01:33:35,584
And the crocodiles
who kept us from crossing the river!

1367
01:33:35,917 --> 01:33:38,209
The bus blew up.
The Wuoolites knew...

1368
01:33:38,709 --> 01:33:42,292
The funniest was when Beno’i’r
gave Charles the warm Bongo.

1369
01:33:43,917 --> 01:33:47,042
Hey, you're forgetting
the cheetah, the giraffe...

1370
01:33:47,209 --> 01:33:48,417
Champagne!

1371
01:33:50,251 --> 01:33:51,834
- Take a glass.
- I love champagne.

1372
01:33:52,376 --> 01:33:54,584
<i>- Gm a 93055?
- Magma...</i>

1373
01:33:56,626 --> 01:33:58,042
Mr. Ducier!

1374
01:34:00,334 --> 01:34:01,126
I'm sorry.

1375
01:34:02,459 --> 01:34:06,292
During this trip, you endangered
the lives of your tourists.

1376
01:34:06,626 --> 01:34:07,876
You breeched your contract,

1377
01:34:08,042 --> 01:34:11,209
neglected
the most elementary safety rules.

1378
01:34:11,501 --> 01:34:12,667
As a result,

1379
01:34:13,376 --> 01:34:14,917
international tourism rules

1380
01:34:15,626 --> 01:34:17,709
force me to...

1381
01:34:18,209 --> 01:34:19,667
kiss you.

1382
01:34:25,501 --> 01:34:27,876
Five times in South Africa.

1383
01:34:31,417 --> 01:34:33,209
I didn't <i>mean</i> that, at your funeral.

1384
01:34:33,376 --> 01:34:34,667
I know.

1385
01:34:36,209 --> 01:34:37,792
No views like this in Beauvais.

1386
01:34:51,626 --> 01:34:54,542
You know, Buko.
I think Africa is over for us.

1387
01:34:54,751 --> 01:34:57,084
I'll follow you anywhere, Richard.

1388
01:34:57,251 --> 01:34:58,292
Anywhere?

1389
01:34:59,876 --> 01:35:02,501
<i>6 months later</i>

1390
01:35:04,209 --> 01:35:06,792
Really! I was just walking along,

1391
01:35:06,959 --> 01:35:10,167
and 2 Cheetahs appeared
and played with me.

1392
01:35:10,334 --> 01:35:11,626
Really, it's true.

1393
01:35:12,209 --> 01:35:14,417
Come on, it's the truth!

1394
01:35:21,167 --> 01:35:23,334
- The mountain bush pie?
- Number 12!

1395
01:35:39,292 --> 01:35:41,209
Let's go amigos! In the bus-o!

1396
01:35:41,876 --> 01:35:43,667
Vumos, turistos!

1397
01:35:45,459 --> 01:35:47,209
Richard, we're on.

1398
01:35:48,001 --> 01:35:50,959
Hukunu mututos!
Welcome to Peru!

1399
01:35:51,626 --> 01:35:55,251
The cradle of humanity!
This is where we were born.

1400
01:35:55,417 --> 01:35:58,292
My name is Richard Duciero
and I'm all about Peru!

1401
01:35:58,459 --> 01:35:59,876
With Bukos...

1402
01:36:01,501 --> 01:36:02,417
<i>...my</i> guide,

1403
01:36:02,584 --> 01:36:05,459
the routine is over.
Come to the heart of the Andes.

1404
01:36:05,626 --> 01:36:07,792
You're expected,
for the excitement of trekking!

1405
01:36:11,376 --> 01:36:14,501
Which means,
Peru will hit you where you live!

1406
01:37:13,334 --> 01:37:16,334
...he told me, a whole thing...

1407
01:37:17,334 --> 01:37:19,167
...gave me this number...

1408
01:37:19,542 --> 01:37:20,209
329.

1409
01:37:20,709 --> 01:37:22,209
Iopened“.

1410
01:37:22,584 --> 01:37:25,584
Briefs, panties and socks.

1411
01:37:26,251 --> 01:37:27,876
It was empty. Empty.

1412
01:41:30,417 --> 01:41:32,834
Subtitles by Michael Kutims

1413
01:41:43,792 --> 01:41:46,209
Subtitling: C.M.C. - Paris